Review: Womanizer Liberty (Pink Rose)

For a while now, I’ve had my eye on clitoral suction-style sex toys. The concept is simple, though very different from the typical vibrators you’d see. In fact, to call them vibrators is misleading (though there are different brands with models that DO incorporate vibrations in addition to the suction technology.) Instead of relying on vibrations to stimulate the clitoris, these suction toys gently create a seal around it, giving it an intense, new experience thanks to the pulsating air technology.

Some friends of mine highly recommended the Womanizer Liberty to me when I asked for clitoral toy recommendations, particularly the suction type. Their hype had me intrigued, needless to say. I knew I needed to get a hold of it and see what this suction stuff was about for myself. Would it live up to the hype?

More below the cut, as always!

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Review: Womanizer Liberty (Pink Rose)

Now Affiliated with R18.com!

Hi everyone, today I bring some exciting news! This blog is now affiliated with R18.com! It’s an excellent site for getting your hands on JAV legally, without needing to import DVDs. If you’d like to check the site out for yourself and browse the extensive amount of JAV available (they’ve got just about everything under the rainbow, and they have sales quite often too), you can do so by clicking the link below.

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Review: [GRCH-158] Boys Masturbation Vol. 1 ~Secret Time To Clear Out Your Cock~

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One studio I find myself consistently checking up on, as well as adding their videos to my R18 wishlist, is Girl’s CH. They cover so many different tastes, from how tos, to dominant men ravaging submissive women… even to the opposite end with femdom! Is that not enough for you? Well, how about cute guys playing with cats? (Yes, this is legit. No, it isn’t porn. Somehow.) Variety is wonderful, but sometimes, it’s even nicer to go back to the basics. How basic, you might be wondering? How about cute guys playing with their cocks instead? Further thoughts below the cut!

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Review: [GRCH-158] Boys Masturbation Vol. 1 ~Secret Time To Clear Out Your Cock~

Lyrics: Invitation (from SDMT-440)

It’s another lyric romanization! Though I’ve written the song’s name as “Invitation,” it’s actually a pun of some sort, haha. The Japanese title is 淫靡テーション, if you were curious about the aforementioned pun. Unsurprisingly, this is a parody of the famous AKB48 song Heavy Rotation, with a parody music video that is shockingly faithful to the original music video (as are most of the SOD48 music videos; it’s quite amusing). This song has more raunchy lyrics compared to something like Let’s Get Fight which was more sentimental and less porny. That said, I like this song and have unfortunately(?) remembered the lyrics to this one over the original Heavy Rotation, so Soft On Demand gets an A+ from me on the memorability of the lyrics! As always, the lyrics have been written in Japanese as well as romanized by hand. Er, keyboard? I wasn’t able to identify the source for the music video version, but the source for the concert version is SDMT-440.

 

Japanese 

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

ホラ固くなった

ココロ溶かすしぐさで

君を淫靡(インビ)テーション

素直じゃないね

大好きなのに

駆け出したい足 動かない

まだ立てなくて

勇気のツボミ

大きくなるの待ってたら

ギュッとムネをしめつけて

ナミダあふれちゃうね

We bite you

We drink you

We eat you

また夢見ゴコチ

アサが来ても 覚めない

君をテンプテーション

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

ホラ固くなった

ココロ溶かすしぐさで

君を淫靡(インビ)テーション

とろけちゃうほど

感じてるのに

キミだけを思う この気持ち

駆けよりたくて

また立てなくて

ムネのドキドキ揺らしてる

言いそびれたコトバが

爆発スンゼンだね

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

ココロ突き上げて

あふれ出した思いで

君をテンプテーション

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

ホラ届きそうな

願いを込めて歌えば

微熱エスカレーション

行かないでと呼びかけた

揺れて

落ちて

濡れた

ナミダ声で

We bite you

We drink you

We eat you

また夢見ゴコチ

アサが来ても 覚めない

君をテンプテーション

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

ホラ固くなった

ココロ溶かすしぐさで

君を淫靡(インビ)テーション

君を淫靡(インビ)テーション

Romaji 

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

hora kataku natta

kokoro tokasu shigusa de

kimi wo invitation

sunao janai ne

daisuki nano ni

kake dashitai ashi ugokanai

mata tatenakute

yuuki no tsubomi

ookiku naru no mattetara

gyutto mune wo shimetsukete

namida afurechau ne

We bite you

We drink you

We eat you

mada yume migokochi

asa ga kite mo samenai

kimi wo temptation

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

hora katakunatta

kokoro tokasu shigusa de

kimi wo invitation

torokechau hodo

kanjiteru no ni

kimi dake wo omou kono kimochi

kakeyori takute

mada tatenakute

mune no dokidoki yurashiteru

iisobireta kotoba ga

bakuhatsu sunzen da ne

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

kokoro tsuki agete

afuredashita omoi de

kimi wo temptation

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

hora todoki sou na

negai wo komete utaeba

binetsu escalation

ikanaide to yobikaketa

yurete

ochite

nureta

namida koe de

We bite you

We drink you

We eat you

mada yume migokochi

asa ga kite mo samenai

kimi wo temptation

We lick you

We suck you

We rub you

hora katakunatta

kokoro tokasu shigusa de

kimi wo invitation

kimi wo invitation

 

 

Lyrics: Invitation (from SDMT-440)

Lyrics: Let’s Get Fight! (from SACE-105)

Today I present you with something a little different. These lyrics come from one of the Soft on Demand idol parody AVs (more specifically, SACE-105; it was decent), which typically contain parodies of existing AKB48 songs. In fact, this one parodies their song Give Me Five!. This song plays at the start of the AV. I’m not sure if it’ll be of much use to anyone but I saw another romanization online that was just… awful, so I decided to romanize them from scratch. I also typed out the Japanese lyrics myself using the video as help. Hopefully there aren’t too many mistakes; please let me know if there are, though! Feel free to sing along! (I know I sure have many times…)

Japanese 

街は恋人たちであふれ
きらめくイルミネイション
寂しくなんてないよ
ここにはみんながいる
悔しかったこともあるよ
たまにケンカしたり
だけど いつも
傍にキミの愛があったんだね

今、サヨナラは言わないでおこう
制服を脱いだ後にも
未来は続いて行くから
わすれないよ、みんなのこと
その笑顔も この時間も
ひとりじゃない

今日でホントに離ればなれ
寂しくなるね
まぶた腫らして鏡見ては
無理して笑う
あのね言いたかったこと
今もちゃんと全部
カメラの中だけじゃおさまらない
残らず覚えてる

今、ここからキミと始めよう
桜の季節はまだだけど
わたしたちは卒業だね
わすれないよ、みんなのこと
この感動 胸に抱いて
がんばって行こう

今、サヨナラは言わないでおこう
制服を脱いだ後にも
未来は続いて行くから
わすれないよ、みんなのこと
その笑顔も この時間も
ひとりじゃない

Romaji

1, 2 Let’s get fight!

machi wa koibitotachi de afure
kirameku ILLUMINATION
sabishiku nante nai yo
koko ni wa minna ga iru

kuyashikatta koto mo aru yo
tama ni kenka shitari
dakedo itsumo
sobani kimi no ai ga attan da ne

ima sayonara wa iwanaide okou
seifuku wo nuida ato ni mo
mirai wa tsuzuite yuku kara
wasurenai yo minna no koto
sono egao mo kono jikan mo
hitori janai

kyou de honto ni hanarebanare
sabishiku naru ne
mabuta harashite kagami mite wa
muri shite warau

ano ne ittakatta koto
ima mo chanto zenbu
CAMERA no naka dake ja osamaranai
nokorazu oboeteru

ima koko kara kimi to hajimeyou
sakura no kisetsu wa mada dakedo
watashitachi wa sotsugyou da ne
wasurenai yo minna no koto
kono kandou wo mune ni daite
ganbatte yukou

ima sayonara wa iwanaide okou
seifuku wo nuida ato ni mo
mirai wa tsuduite yuku kara
wasurenai yo minna no koto
sono egao mo kono jikan mo
hitori janai

Lyrics: Let’s Get Fight! (from SACE-105)

Review: Astroglide Gel

Disclaimer: This review contains slightly more TMI than usual with regards to my personal time habits and the like. If frank expressions of this nature in decent detail make you uncomfortable, don’t read on. Otherwise, enjoy!

When it comes to masturbation, one of the biggest differences in what can make or break a self-love session comes down to one thing: lubrication. Sure, you could masturbate without it if need be, but it’s not the most comfortable or pleasurable. Speaking from personal experience, a nice lube is all you really need to give yourself some insane, mind shattering pleasure. As I mentioned in my Pepee Lotion review, not only is lubrication a nice addition to your masturbation (try saying that five times fast!), it can actually be essential in ensuring comfortable penetration, especially with backdoor play.

Speaking of Pepee Lotion, to this day I am still quite fond of that particular lube, and I’ve been craving to find lube of a similar thickness closer to home. Most of the American lubes I’ve used or seen online are much too thin for my needs, rendering me unsatisfied and longing for the familiar clear bottle and orange cap I love so dearly. When I was browsing Astroglide’s website out of curiosity one night and saw they had a gel formula, my interest was almost immediately piqued. “Could it be,” I thought when glancing at the page, “a lube that’s similar to Pepee Lotion? In America?!” I was beyond excited when I saw that it was a thicker formula. Admittedly, prior to this review, I didn’t really have any experience with thicker American water based lubes. I only had experience with a brand called Shibari which I did not care for very much at all. Lo and behold, it turned out Astroglide’s site actually has a section where you can get a lube sample! (For the curious, you can do that right here.) Without a moment of hesitation, I requested a sample for the Astroglide Gel formula, waited a week or so, aaand… it came! I was eager to give it a try but ended up putting it off for some time until just a couple hours ago. How does this thick, gel formula live up to the thick wonder of Pepee Lotion? Is it even comparable? Find out below the cut!

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Review: Astroglide Gel

Review: Tenga SVR (Pearl White Version)

This lovely Tenga SVR was something I won in the Tenga Valentine’s Giveaway! 

It’s been a year and… a couple months since I last wrote any reviews for this blog. I’m so sorry for the delay! Luckily, I have just the product to bring this blog back from the dead. It’s no surprise I have some sex toys; hell, my most recent post was a review for Anal Fits’ Pink! But that said… pretty much every toy I own is anally-focused. I didn’t really have any vibrators or clitorally-focused toys… until now!

Last month, I decided to be a bit brave and enter the Tenga Valentine’s Giveaway for fun. At worst, I wouldn’t win anything, but that’s fine. But at best… I had my eye on the sleek, discreet design of the Tenga SVR and I knew deep down that I needed it. If I wasn’t gonna win it, I considered very heavily buying it. So, determination in my heart, I chose the Tenga SVR and a Tenga shirt as my prizes of choice. “There’s no way I’ll win,” I thought to myself. However one night, as I was tossing and turning in bed trying to get to sleep, I got an email notification. Low and behold, I actually won the giveaway! I was so excited. I also felt anticipation. Given I had never used a vibrator before, I didn’t really know what to expect. Let me just say: my expectations were met, and even surpassed some as well. More below the cut as always!  Continue reading “Review: Tenga SVR (Pearl White Version)”

Review: Tenga SVR (Pearl White Version)